Joke of the Day #6

Posted: March 24, 2009 in Joke of the Day

A man is on a pirate ship and is about to walk the plank.

After attaching an anchor to the man, the captain says to the man, “Any last requests?”

The man says,” I would like a bottle of root beer.”

Seeing this as a strange thing to ask for, the captain gave him the drink out of pity and made the man jump into the water. Amazingly, the man survived. He would have drowned if it hadn’t been for one thing…

ROOT BEER FLOATS!!!

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