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A gorilla walks into a bar and says, “A scotch on the rocks, please.” The gorilla hands the bartender a $10 bill. The bartender thinks to himself, “This gorilla doesn’t know the prices of drinks,” and gives him 15 cents change. The bartender says, “You know, we don’t get too many gorillas in here.” The [...]
Jon and Dan are in a mental institution which has an annual contest that picks two of the best patients and gives them two questions. If they answer correctly, they are released. Jon is called into the doctor’s office first. The doctor says, “Jon, what would happen if I poked out one of your eyes?” [...]
A young reporter went to a retirement home to interview an aged but legendary explorer. The reporter asked the old man to tell him the most frightening experience he had ever had. The old explorer said, “Once I was hunting Bengal tigers in the jungles of India. I was on a narrow path and my [...]
My friend, Scott told me this joke on Monday morning. I modified it a little bit to turn it into a joke. Two guys are waiting in line at a restaurant. One guy is annoyed because the other guy is playing a hand held game too loud, so he tells the guy standing next to [...]
