Q: What do Alexander the Great and Kermit the Frog have in common? A: Their middle name. Can be found Here.
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A gorilla walks into a bar and says, “A scotch on the rocks, please.” The gorilla hands the bartender a $10 bill. The bartender thinks to himself, “This gorilla doesn’t know the prices of drinks,” and gives him 15 cents change. The bartender says, “You know, we don’t get too many gorillas in here.” The [...]
Jon and Dan are in a mental institution which has an annual contest that picks two of the best patients and gives them two questions. If they answer correctly, they are released. Jon is called into the doctor’s office first. The doctor says, “Jon, what would happen if I poked out one of your eyes?” [...]
A young reporter went to a retirement home to interview an aged but legendary explorer. The reporter asked the old man to tell him the most frightening experience he had ever had. The old explorer said, “Once I was hunting Bengal tigers in the jungles of India. I was on a narrow path and my [...]
My friend, Scott told me this joke on Monday morning. I modified it a little bit to turn it into a joke. Two guys are waiting in line at a restaurant. One guy is annoyed because the other guy is playing a hand held game too loud, so he tells the guy standing next to [...]
A crook mistakenly made a counterfeit $8 bill instead of a $10 bill. He decided to try it out anyway. He went to the teller at the local bank and asked for change. The teller looked at the $8 bill and gave the crook two $4 bills as change. Can be found Here.
Q: What did the sergeant tomato say to the slacker soldier tomato? A: “You better catch up!” Can be found Here.
Teacher: “Four crows are on the fence. The farmer shoots one. How many are left?” Little Johnny: “None.” Teacher: “Listen carefully: Four crows are on the fence. The farmer shoots one. How many are left?” Little Johnny: “None.” Teacher: “Can you explain that answer?” Little Johnny: “One is shot, the others fly away. There are [...]
A nun, a priest, an Irishman, a Scotsman, a rabbi and a blonde walk into a bar. The bartender looks at them and asks, “Is this some kind of joke?” I don’t get this joke at all. I get that these are usually the people in a joke, but I don’t see how this joke [...]
Three vampires walk into a bar. The first one says, “I’ll have a pint of blood.” The second one says, “I’ll have one, too.” The third one says, “I’ll have a pint of plasma.” The bartender says, “So, that’ll be two Bloods and a Blood Lite?” I don’t get it. Can be found Here.
